Dream Interview


Last night I had a dream I was interviewing to be Jay-Z's assistant. He wanted to throw his support behind a post-2015 millennium development goal and wanted an assistant to walk him through it. At the beginning of the interview I had to hand over my iPhone and he scrupulously reviewed my music selection. Starting the interview with "well, it appears the closest to my music you have been is the Grey Album, but ... to be fair ... this is the gayest gym playlist I've ever seen."